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Nigerian 419 Email Scams
Blue Wings Inc

This one is a novice dickhead. It was sent to a "catcher" email address.
We;d like to offer you the vacant position in our company - Friday, 11th Jan, 2008

Hello,

We have found your resume at online Job site. Our BlueWings Inc. Company is in tourist business for more than 10 years. We made the main accent on organization of business travels and conduction of international workshops. The BlueWings Inc. Company is working in business tourism sphere for more than 13 years and is among leaders of the MICE market in USA, Europe and Australia. It is positioned as Destination Travel Management Company (DTMC) and Professional Conference Organizer (PCO).

Internet currently has a very strong presence both in life of an ordinary citizen and mainstream international companies. Our company is not an exception and now we are busy channeling part of our business activities via Internet.

That is why we are going to hire new employees. We are looking for goal-oriented and businesslike people to serve our customers via Internet as well as for fixing business meetings in your city.

The mentioned type of business operations lets our company working more efficiently as well as keeping own representatives practically in every city.

All our operation is under full control of the International Internet Business Monitoring Center(IIBMC). Our company is a member of the white-list of the mentioned Center and we do guarantee observance of all clauses of the employment contract we conclude with our employees.

We are happy to offer you the vacant position of “Customer oriented account manager”.

The mentioned employee will have to fulfill the following duties:

- Contacting our clients via email or phone.
- Processing of correspondence
- Follow all instructions(indications) of the company
- To monitor payments for hotels and other prepaid services
- Give the report to the company about all work tasks

Requirements to a successful candidate:

- Adequacy of decisions made
- Accuracy, documents processing skills
- Ability to create good administrative reporting;
- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit, but not a must;
- Willingness to work at home and take the responsibility to set up and achieve goals;
- Honesty, responsibility and promptness in operations;
- Effective interaction with customers;
- Familiarity to online work, Internet and e-mail skills;
- Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Word user

You may also keep working in your main office.

If you are interested in partnership with our company please forward your CV to our e-mail box cv@bluewings-inc.com

Upon receipt of your CV and in case you will be considered a suitable candidate for the above described job position, you will get all additional info. Besides that our company will offer you to sign an official employment contract.

We are looking exactly for you!

We will provide answers for any of your questions with pleasure.

Thanks for the time you spent for reading this e-mail.

James Donley
The Head of personnel Department
BlueWings Inc.

Wow! I can't wait to work with those MICE!
We wrote back to Jimmy Donely - 11th Jan, 2008 -

Hi Jimbo,

Thanks for the job offer of “Customer oriented account manager”. matey. It sounds exactly what I am looking for, and at least for now, I know exactly who is responsible for all the bloody MICE we have here.

I'm just a bit confused though, you say you've been in the tourism business for 10 years, and the business tourism for more than 13 years.
I think I've found your problem straight-away, you are missing 3 years!

Now I bet you lost those 3 years while you were in school. That would explain why your grammar is so shithouse, and your punctuation is all over the place. Bloody MICE have been gnawing at your semi-colons again I see.

I am so impressed by the originality of this 419 EMAIL SCAM that I have posted it with my online resume as a reference!!

You can find it here at http://www.ozifree.com/modules/419/bluewings.php for all the world to see Mugu.

I mean, dead-set mate, who the heck, with an Irish name like Jimmy Donely, would write a letter like a 3rd world monkey on an old Olivetti typewriter he found in the tip?

Actually, having re-read the "Position Description", I reckon the monkey would be best for the job! At least the 2 of you would be able to communicate at the same level.

Now do us a favour, and let all your buddies know that we do NOT accept email scams here at OziFree that are valued at less than $25mil.

regards,
Wally E Beetson.

Now seriously, we do not expect a reply, but you never know with these monkeys.

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