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Of course I accept your apology you silly boy. I know how easy it is to make a mistake, I make mistakes on the computer all the time. must be because I am getting on a bit.

Speaking of getting on and a bit, I can hardly wait until you arrive in Australia. I was hoping that you would be staying here at my place with your son. I have turned down the spare room in readiness.

I thought that we could discuss the charities while you and your son (my he's a handsome strapping young boy) were staying with me. I trust that your wife will be staying home to look after your daughter and your dog.

We had a lovely day at lawn-bowls yesterday, our team played against the others and we won easily by 7 points. My friend Gladys snapped a few photos of the match and I have enclosed one of the team for you.

Anyhow, I must bathe now as I am going shopping for some welcoming gifts for you and your son. Teenage boys are so hard to buy for aren't they. Tell me does he like Leather, and what size in underwear does he take, and I'll have a look in Myer's to see what I can buy for him.

lots of love,

Quick International Foods Network

You have been referred to us by your friend Robert Niagu, who thought you would like to make some easy legal cash for a change.

We are a large Australian Exporter of international fine foods.

Currently we have a ship, enroute to Holland with over 8000 tonnes of frozen exotic foodstuffs aboard.

The street value of these goods is around $255(US) per kilo, which represents a total worth in excess of $2M(US).

We are offering you the opportunity to work with us as a valued reseller, and will re-imburse you with a substantial commission of $120 per kilo sold. This sir would provide you with a total cash disbursement of around $985,000(US)

This is a legitimate employment opportunity for the right person. We are seeking individuals who can market our product immediately, and are able to collect large sums of cash, and receive cash payments. As this is a commission based system, you will be required to pay your own income tax, as we have no taxation arrangements in Europe. Payment will be in Euros.

We usually ship over 100,000 tonnes of staple foods around the world annually, but in this particular case the destination country for our ship (SS Nellie Melba) was unable to raise sufficient funds for the purchase and transportation of the cargo. Our Captain on the Nellie Melba was fortunate enough to be able to divert to Europe before the refrigeration generators on the ship run out of fuel, and the foodstuffs defrost and perish.

The Nellie Melba is due to dock in around 5 to 6 days, weather permitting. As you can appreciate, we have had some rather heavy weather around the globe lately and a berthing time is unsure at the moment.

If you, or any of your associates would be interested in assisting us with this time crucial event, we can then provide further details and contact information for you. Again I advise that there is NO capital outlay required from you, other than your integrity when collecting our payments for the goods you sell. Our products are extremely popular and well known in the restaurant and epicurean circles of the globe, so we do not expect you to have any problems selling the goods within 1 or 2 days. The refridgerated shelf life of the consignment is approximately 3-4 weeks.

Perhaps you could subcontract out the sales to your associates at say $20-$30 per kilo, and collect $100-$110 per kilo yourself for organizing the distribution. I would not mention to your associates that you are collecting over a $100 per kilo for doing nothing as they would then be unsatisfied with the $20 you are offering them As you can appreciate, your confidentiality in this matter is important.

The goods all have customs certificates, and all the necessary import paperwork is in place. This position is ideal for someone who only wants to work "part-time". We will advance an initial expense startup fee of $750(AUD) to you at the commencement of the contract. We look forward to your partnership in this matter.