The Gristmill Project - Nigerian 419 email scams revealed

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The Grist Mill Project

This one just simply looked boring.

Received from - Mr. Stephen Paul Anderson - Friday, August 03, 2007

From: "Mr. Stephen Paul Anderson" 
To: 
Sent: Friday, August 03, 2007 7:35 PM
Subject: Ref:2007 INVESTMENT PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

 Ref:2007 INVESTMENT PROJECT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

 We of the Grist Mill Investment, are brokering an Investment deal in your
 country on behalf of our client being a woman in middle east. This deal
 will involve the eventual investment of US$25MILLION. (Twenty Five Million
 Dollars) within your country.

 The investment funds are presently secured in the Middle East, but the
 investment and financial laws in Middle East do not allow and favour the
 investment and ownership of large funds by a woman, therefore we have
 considered transferring the investment funds into your country and invest
 the funds in your country. We have considered investing the funds in
 fields like Real Estates, Stocks and Capital, Manufacturing, Information
 Technology (INFOTECH) Computer Engineering, Plastic and Insulation
 Manufacturing, and Sea Food export,including any high lucrative business
 you know in your country.

 We are by this letter offering you a partnership, so as to allow us have
 you as representative and manager of invested funds in your country within
 the time frame of the investment/partnership scheme.

 Since we can not determine if this email is still functional and also your
 willingness, we have kept this proposal brief.

 If you are Interested in this offer of partnership, please respond and
 give us your full contact details plus company profile, and in response we
 will send you an elaborate proposal and details of this offer.

 Please if you don't have Five years business experience, do not reply us
 back.

 Your expedient response will be appreciated.
 Thank you.

 Mr. Stephen Paul Anderson
 Admin Department,
 Grist Mill Investment

Not a lot of demand for Grists anymore we thought, so we just bagged him straight up.

We wrote back to Mr. Stephen Paul Anderson - 7th August, 2007 -

Hello Mr. Stephen Paul Anderson,

What a great deal! This is better than someone leaving you an inheritance of US$25m that you wish to deposit in my bank in return for a cut of the profits.

You scammers are certainly getting enterprising!

Let's cut through the crap and main-stream this scam process for you. I will deposit US$2500 in your bank in Nigeria, and I will send you my credit card details, along with my drivers license and 4 Toshiba laptops.

I also have some spare LCD televisions if you would like a couple, but I guess you don't have electricity in your mud hut.

How is the family, is your sister still requiring urgent medical attention, and has your father had his gonads removed yet. Your brother was here yesterday, and he tells me you have had your hut repainted ox manure green.

Anyhow, I must go now and antagonize some more email scammers in China. The Ref2007 INVESTMENT PROJECT was closed and completed in June 2006, and the Grist Mill is running perfectly. It has produced over 750000 Grists in the last 7 months alone!

At 25p UK per Grist, we calculate that we should get our US$25 million back by the year 3099, give or take a Grist or 2.

Merry Gristmas,
Gordon Schumway (Bsc. FOAD .Alf)

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The we thought he might like a photo of the GRIST MILL in operation.

We wrote- Why do you need $25m for a 100yr old mill?? - 7th August, 2007 -

The Grist Mill gristing in full production.

Needless to say, our response closed this great investment deal.
We've heard no more.

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