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Australian Exotic Exports Pty Ltd

Dear Sir,

You have been referred to us by your friend Robert Niagu.

We are a large Australian Exporter of international fine foods.

Curently we have a ship, enroute to the UK with over 8000 tonnes of frozen exotic foodstuffs aboard.

The street value of these goods is around $255(US) per kilo, which represents a total worth in excess of $2M(US).

We are offering you the opportunity to work with us as a valued reseller, and will re-imburse you with a substantial commission of $120 per kilo sold. This sir would provide you with a total cash disbursement of around $985,000(US)

This is a legitimate employment opportunity for the right person. We are seeking individuals who can market our product immediately, and are able to collect large sums of cash, and receive cash payments. As this is a commission based system, you will be required to pay your own income tax, as we have no taxation arrangements in the UK. Payment will be in Pounds Sterling.

The urgency of our situation is as follows:

We usually ship over 100,000 tonnes of staple foods around the world annually, but in this particular case the destination country for our ship (SS Nellie Melba) was unable to raise sufficient funds for the purchase and transportation of the cargo. Our Captain on the Nellie Melba was fortunate enough to be able to divert to England before the refrigeration generators on the ship run out of fuel, and the foodstuffs defrost and perish.

The Nellie Melba is due to dock in around 5 to 6 days, weather permitting. As you can appreciate, we have had some rather heavy weather around the globe lately and a berthing time is unsure at the moment.

If you, or any of your associates would be interested in assisting us with this time crucial event, we can then provide further details and contact information for you.
Again I advise that there is NO capital outlay required from you, other than your integrity when collecting our payments for the goods you sell. Our products are extremely popular and well known in the restaurant and epicurean circles of the globe, so we do not expect you to have any problems selling the goods within 1 or 2 days. The refridgerated shelf life of the consignment is approximately 3-4 weeks.

Perhaps you could subcontract out the sales to your associates at say $20-$30 per kilo, and collect $100-$110 per kilo yourself for organizing the distribution. I would not mention to your associates that you are collecting over a $100 per kilo for doing nothing as they would then be unsatisfied with the $20 you are offering them
As you can appreciate, your confidentiality in this matter is important.

The goods all have customs certificates, and all the necessary import paperwork is in place.
This position is ideal for someone who only wants to work "part-time".
We will advance an initial expense startup fee of $750(US) to you at the commencement of the contract.
We look forward to your partnership in this matter.

yours faithfully,

Robert Walsh Snr.

Australian Exotic Exports Pty Ltd

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your inquiry.

We are pleased to investigate the possibility of a business relationship with you.

The SS Nellie Melba is currently steaming up the West coast of Africa, and is due in in a few days. As you can appreciate, we do not have much time to make the arangements.

We will require your business details, and a telephone number that the Captain can contact you on when he docks.
The goods will be unloaded onto the wharves in refrigerated shipping containers that you can access at anytime, 24hrs a day.
We do ask that you exercise common sense and only open 1 container at a time to prevent spoilage.
Empty containers are to be left with the doors open and clipped back, with the refrigeration unit switched off at the power box.

You will solely be responsible for this and all safe work practices, as our ship will be sailing immediately it has finished unloading the shipping containers.
The ship will be sailing to Europe to load motor vehicles for the return trip to Australia, and will be unable to assist you.
Captain Ahab will leave you with a briefcase containing all necessary information and banking details before he departs.

You will be required to bank our takings on a daily basis, carefully calculating the kgs and subtracting your commissions.
Your honesty in this is paramount, and will or will not decide as to whether you are given a second shipment for distribution.
It is entirely your option as to whether you distribute the goods by private motor vehicle or rental commercial vehicles, dependent on the health regulations in your area.
The goods are packaged in 20kg cardboard cartons, approximately 60cm x 40cm x 15cm in size.
Inside each carton, the goods are packaged in individualy hermetically vacuum-sealed plastic bags of 1kg each.

It is not uncommon for supermarkets, restaurants, delicatesens, and ghettos to order 10 to 20 boxes at a time.
I trust that you are in a position to handle these quantities, and the associated cash involved.
Your expeditious attendance to these matters is required, so we that we can evaluate your application over the others that we have received.
Our representative in London may wish to call you for a brief telephone interview.

yours faithfully,

Robert Walsh Snr.

Australian Exotic Exports Pty Ltd

Dear ----,

Thank you for your response.

Your application has been successful!

The Captain will contact us by 2 way radio when he has a berthing number for us, and a wharf access location.
We will immediately forward this information to you so that you can commence you distributorship.

We can forward by Telex the amount of $750 (US) to cover your initial expenses if this is necessary. (Please advise.)
Captain Ahab will provide you with a briefcase containing a customer sales database on our laptop computer contained therein.
We assume you have basic computer database skills. The software can be accessed by clicking on the desktop icon marked AUP-data-one (Kangaroo icon)
We require you to make daily entries "as you go" into the database so that we can update our stock control.

The database clearly provides Client Names - Addresses - Telephone numbers - and the previous quantities ordered.
From this you should be able to make calculated decisions on what quantities you are likely to sell where etc.
Under NO circumstances are you to accept cheques for payment.
Our Terms & Conditions clearly state that all payments are to be CASH only!
You will call us twice daily on the mobile phone provided. We have taken the liberty of providing the phone as it is with an Australian/Overseas GSM carrier, and will dial our head office directly, without the need to enter the country code etc.
It is your responsibility to ensure that only business calls are made from this Satellite Phone as the call charges are in excess of $21.34 per minute.

As our overseas sales representative it is your responsibility to ensure that you and all of your employees are dressed respectably at all times, and associated vehicles are washed and clean so as to present the best possible image to the public.
Remember, you are handling food-stuffs and under international health regulations it is imperative to ensure the packaging of the frozen kangaroo testicles is not damaged in any way, and they do not come into contact with the atmosphere.

IMPORTANT SECURITY ISSUE:
It has been brought to our attention that vehicles transporting our goods in a way that is visible to the general public, have been hijacked in certain districts with a high African population.
We are well aware that frozen wallaby arseholes are considered a delicacy in Central Africa as we ship over 100,000 tonnes of arseholes there per annum.
Under NO circumstances are you to let anyone steal your arsehole!
Also be aware of Nigerian 419 scammers who enjoy a staple diet of boiled kangaroo testicles, as they already are arseholes. Your response in these matters will be required with honorable precipitation of the events forthcoming in learned anticipation.

yours faithfully,

Robert Walsh Snr.